Canon Event

Absurd things, stated as fact.

Choose your canon.

BookTok
For readers emotionally compromised by fictional people. The plot ruined you and...

BookTok
Run Club
Running culture from inside the joke. For people whose personality is now...

Run Club
Therapy Speak
For people who know the vocabulary of healing and use it as...

Therapy Speak
Corporate Satire
Merch for people fluent in corporate speak and dead inside about it....

Corporate Satire
Gaming
For the chronically online and permanently mid-session. Diagnosing skill issues since the...

Gaming
Y2K
For anyone who peaked in a decade they don't fully remember. Nostalgia...

Y2K

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The Premise.

Canon Event makes deadpan graphic apparel for people who are extremely online and unbothered about it. Typography on dark. One idea per shirt, stated as fact and never explained. If it needs a caption, it didn't make the cut.